Category: Mr. Angry

Mr. Angry: Entrepreneurial Marriage Adviser

The crowd at the Moaning Cow public house gasped with admiration as their hero unveiled his new business venture. “I, Mr. Emmeline Pankhurst, Mother Teresa, Dr. Spock, Angry.” “Get on with it you drunk” yelled the man at the fruit…

Mr. Angry junks the junkets

Mr. Angry dazzled the crowds at the Moaning Cow public house by arriving in his new S505 Mercedes chauffeur driven car. They loved the wording on the side: ‘Sponsored by Aberdeen Asset Management’. They applauded him all the way to…

YOUR chance to be ‘Mr. Angry

The Sunday crowd at the Moaning Cow public house was ecstatic. Their hero, Mr. Angry, was Churchillian. I, John Maynard Keynes, Friedrich Hayek, Mark Carney…” “Get on with it you drunk” cried the man at the fruit machine. “The boom…

Mr Angry…er…Mrs Angry…er…Miss Angry?

The Sunday crowd at the Moaning Cow public house was dazzled by Mr Angry’s…er…Mrs Angry’s appearance. He/she was dressed in a beautiful pink outfit and tiger heels. However his/her words were spoken with a certain tension. “I Mr…er… Mrs  Anita,…

Mr. Angry MP to work 145 days in 2014

The supporters of Mr. Angry were aghast at his fury expressed during a monologue at the Moaning Cow public house. “I, Mr. Lincoln, Pankhurst, Churchill, Obama  Angry MP.” “Get on with it you drunk” shouted the man playing the fruit…

Mr. Angry says his brand is worth £10m

The Sunday crowd at the Moaning Cow public house were amazed at the self-confidence being shown by their hero. “I, Mr. Coca-Cola, Disney, McDonald’s, Mercedes Angry.” “Get on with it you drunk” shouted the man at the fruit machine. Mr.…

Mr. Angry is the UK’s leading mentor

Mr. Angry was in dazzling form as he addressed his supporters at the Moaning Cow Public House. “I, Mr. Mother Teresa, humanity, Abraham Lincoln, Tony Blair…” “Who did you say, you drunk?” yelled the man at the fruit machine. Mr.…

Mr. Angry has real appeal

The packed crowd at the Moaning Cow public house roared their approval as their hero hit the nail on the head. “I, Mr. Austin, Triumph, Jaguar, Ferrari, Mercedes, Daimler Angry, say that” “Get on with it you drunk” shouted the…

‘I’m not stressed’ claims Mr. Angry

The lunchtime crowd at the Moaning Cow public house was staggered by the tension and vitriol of Mr. Angry’s lunchtime address to his followers. “Shut up and listen” he yelled. “I, Mr. Warburg, Rockefeller, Oppenheim, Coutts Angry.” “Get on with…

Mr. Angry to appear on £5 notes

Even by his own high standards the announcement made by Mr. Angry to his followers at the Moaning Cow public house, on the rain swept Sunday lunchtime, was staggering. “I, Mr. Thatcher, Wellington, Nelson, Montgomery Angry.” “Get on with it…