Author Archive for Mr. Angry

Mr. Angry to appear on £5 notes

Even by his own high standards the announcement made by Mr. Angry to his followers at the Moaning Cow public house, on the rain swept Sunday lunchtime, was staggering. “I, Mr. Thatcher, Wellington, Nelson, Montgomery Angry.” “Get on with it…

“I am Wilbur Smith” announces Mr. Angry

The lunchtime crowd at the Moaning Cow public houses gasped as their hero made a dramatic announcement. “I, Mr. Shakespeare, Dickens, Tennyson, JK Rowling Angry, must tell you that I’m destined to become one the world’s greatest writers.” “Tennyson was…

Mr. Angry loses his patients

The Sunday crowd at the Moaning Cow public house simply could not believe what their hero was telling them. “I, Mr. Spock, Dr. Gregory House, Dr. Who, Dr. Kildare, Dr…” “Get on with it you drunk” shouted the man playing…

Mr Angry Homes set to expand

The crowd at the Sunday gathering of the Moaning Cow public house roared in their appreciation of a great entrepreneur as he spoke to them. He had finished his five pints of German lager and two whisky chasers. “I, Mr.…

Mr. Angry addresses the TUC

There was a hushed audience at the Moaning Cow public house as Rita, the bar maid, read out a leaked copy of Mr. Angry’s speech to the Trades Union Congress conference at Bournemouth. It will be given to warm up…

Mr. Angry confronts ‘Big Brother’

Mr. Anger’s yellow outfit, emblazoned with ‘I love Nigel’ all over it, dazzled the adoring crowd at the Moaning Cow Public House. He had consumed his seventh pint of Australian lager, and two whiskey chasers, and was now well into…

Mr. Angry champions the Cameron diet

Dressed in his all-yellow Lycra athletic gear Mr. Angry energised his followers at the bank holiday meeting of his supporters. The rafters of the Moaning Cow public house were heaving as the applause rang out. “I, Mr Adonis, ‘the body’,…

Mr. Angry to invade Gibraltar

Never before had the Sunday crowd at the Moaning Cow public house heard Mr. Angry speak with such patriotism. Decked in a Union Jack, and restricting himself to five pints of German lager, his dramatic statement stunned his followers. “I,…

Mr. Angry sues ‘The Times’

The sparse crowd at The Moaning Cow public house were baffled by the outburst from their hero. They realised that he was on his eighth pint of Australian lager and was holding a whiskey chaser. Nevertheless they were unprepared for…

Mr. Angry is no longer angry

The Sunday lunchtime crowd at the Moaning Cow public house was much smaller than usual. This was because most of them had collected their benefits and flown off to Greece for two weeks holiday. Mr. Angry was in a pensive…