There is nothing the Sunday lunchtime crowd at the Moaning Cow public house like more than media news. However, they were shocked and excited by the statement made to them by their hero. “I, Mr. Robin Day, Paxman, Humphrys Angry,…
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Mr. Angry backs Eric Joyce MP as the next PM
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In what is being called the greatest speech of his political career Mr. Angry had the Sunday lunchtime drinkers on their feet. Never had his adoring disciples at the Moaning Cow public house listened to such brilliant oratory. “My friends”…
Mr. Angry champions women directors
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“Lord Davies is right” cried Mr. Angry at the Sunday lunchtime meeting of his followers at the Moaning Cow public house “there should be more women on the boards of British companies.” He finished his third pint of strong Australian…
Angrygate scandal hits the PM
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The much used word ‘brilliant’ cannot be understated when applied to Mr. Angry’s latest entrepreneurial scheme. This he announced at the Sunday gathering of his followers in the Moaning Cow public house. “£250,000 a year. That is my promise. Would…
Mr. Angry establishes new credit rating agency
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“It is wrong” cried Mr. Angry during his Sunday lunchtime address to his disciples at the Moaning Cow public house “that Britain is judged by a motoring organisation. “I ask you my friends. How can the AA judge our financial…
Mr. Angry’s tax avoidance scheme
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Mr. Angry looked stunning in his gold lame top, black trousers and multiple medallions around his neck. He was addressing his adoring followers with a fantastic business proposal delivered during his lunchtime speech at the Moaning Cow public house. “Friends”…
Mr. Angry to stand at Eastleigh
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“I’m not one to score points at another person’s misfortune” roared Mr Angry at the Sunday lunchtime gathering of his adoring fans. The walls of the Moaning Cow public house shook with applause. “But the by-election at Eastleigh allows me,…
Mr Angry is the new Chelsea manager
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Despite the cries of “Arsenal”, “Spurs for ever” and “Hammers”, the announcement by Mr. Angry, at the Sunday lunchtime gathering at the Moaning Cow public house, produced mayhew. “I, Mr. Ranieri, Mourinho, Grant, Hiddink, Ancellotti, Villas-Boas de Matteo Angry have…
Mr. Angry is THE stalking horse
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Few regulars at the Sunday drinking session in the Moaning Cow public house will ever forget the moment. Mr. Angry was at his Churchillian best. “Friends” he cried. “I, Montgomery Patton Angry announce…” “It was Roosevelt last week Mr. Angry”…
Mr. Angry is ‘Wongaful
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B“My friends” yelled Mr. Angry “I, Montgomery Roosevelt Angry’, am going to make you all multi-millionaires.” The cheers rang out at the Sunday lunchtime meeting of Mr. Angry’s disciples at the Moaning Cow public house. “Count me in” shouted the…