The revelation that more than 370,000 migrants, who came to the UK purporting to work or study and are now on the dole, has shocked Mr. Angry.
“Here we go again” cried Mr. Angry. “That immigration minister Dolores Green calling it “organisational chaos” and “it’s all Labour’s fault.”
He had to pause at this point because he nearly missed his spot in the benefits office queue.
“Me and Mrs. Angry, we hate cheats. OK perhaps I did exaggerate my back problem but I needed the money for our skiing holiday.”
Unfortunately Mr. Angry’s distress did not lessen due to the news that the number of patients waiting more than 18 weeks for NHS treatment has risen by almost half since David Cameron became Prime Minister.
“This is another shame” said Mr. Angry. “They should also look at the doctors’ surgeries. I nearly missed the plane to Switzerland because I could not get my certificate. The doctor insisted on checking my back. What a performance. Leonardo DiCaprio, eat your heart out mate.”