Mr. Angry sinks into poverty

Mr. Angry has been reading the latest report from the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (“OECD”) about the increasing gap between the rich and the poor.

As befits a country where the multi-millionaire members of the Cabinet quite legitimately (but morally barren) squirrel away their wealth in off-shore trusts, the imbalance between the ‘have’s’ and ‘have-nots’ has risen more quickly in Britain than any other country.

“I don’t begrudge people having more than me” said Mr. Angry when interviewed in the pub. “When me Missus Lottery ticket comes up I’ll be humble. I’ve been unlucky to be out of work for the last five years but my hip is hurting.”

Mr. Angry is starting a petition aimed at spreading wealth more evenly. He‘s yet to work out exactly how but he feels that the IECD report gives him the moral high ground.

Any anyway he got three county court judgments to pay.

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