There is hole in my budget Prime Minister

To the tune of “There is a hole in my bucket”. If you need reminding of the tune please click on this YouTube link.
The text is freely adapted from earlier versions by Janet and Tony Motram to whom we express our thanks.

There is a hole in my budget Prime Minister, Prime Minister
There is a hole in my budget Prime Minister, a hole

Then mend it dear Chancellor, dear Chancellor, dear Chancellor
Then mend it dear Chancellor, dear Chancellor, mend it

But how shall I mend it Prime Minster, Prime Minister
But how shall I mend it Prime Minister, how?

By building up exports dear Chancellor, dear Chancellor
By increased production, dear Chancellor – make more!

But that means working harder Prime Minister, Prime Minister
And the workers must have some incentives to work

Then decrease taxation dear Chancellor, dear Chancellor
And raise all their wages dear Chancellor – pay more!

And where is the money to come from, Prime Minister?
And where is the money to come from – from where?

Why out of your budget, dear Chancellor, dear Chancellor
Why out of your budget, dear Chancellor – your budget!

But there is a hole in my budget, Prime Minister, Prime Minister
There is a hole in my budget, Prime Minister, a hole

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